Sunday, December 12, 2010

I am NOT a Turkey

I am a turkey, I mean not. I'm a little girl, see I have hair on my head. Turkey's "gobble" don't have hair "gobble." I have a dress and matching shoes, "gobble." See? I have lips, "gobble." Turkey's don't have, "gobble" lips, they have beaks. See? And do, "gobble" Turkey's have clothes? "Gobble."

39 comments:

  1. Glad to know you are not a turkey.

    I know lots of turkeys though . . . you the type!!

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  2. Laurel Elizabeth Davis . . . I have a suggestion.

    All the blogs I follow also have a list of people THEY follow. How come you don't follow your brothers and visaversa? Then I could just click on the link! So I guess it helps me too. But who knows . . . you may want to check theirs out someday. I mean, don't you want to see if they are saying anything about you? And if they do, what it is they said?

    Just a suggestion from your old Aunt!

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    FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
    MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
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    MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
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    We offer certified and verifiable financial bank instruments via Swift Transmission from a genuine provider capable
    of taking up time bound transactions.
    FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
    MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
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    FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
    MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
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    FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
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    Leasing Price : 6%+2%
    Buying Price: 38%+2%

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